| but he is |
| the mutts nuts |
 |
| of fluffy butts |
 "You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| he cannot lie |
  |
| Without laughing because |
 "Ah, what? What? Who are you? Ahh another Undead, eh? I took on Sen's Fortress alone... But I'm no different from those vile creatures... I was driven by conceit... Ahh, you think you're different? That you can handle it? Yes, I remember that feeling. For I was the same... So let me help you out. With your souls searching." — Crestfallen Merchant |
| he gets high |
|
| with his faboulousness |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| get all the |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| girls from taiwan |
| and hoes in |
AriannaMay 10, 2014 1:47 AM
|
| your panty and |
|
| starts breakdancing hard. |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| and singing badly |
|
| His bad singing |
| caused spasms and |
|
| and seizures among |
| the people of |
|
| the booty village |
| and boobopolis city |
|
| Later, he traveled |
| across the land |
|
| searching far and |
| wide, each prostitute |
|
| to understand the |
| power that's his |
|
| libidoooo FUCKIN HOES! |
| GOTTA BANG THEM |
|
| ALL I KNOW |
| Is that HIV |
 |
| His Invisibility Visor |
|
| made of dead |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| wolves and deer |
|
| My head hurts |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| from being stoned |
|
| probably from alcohol |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| and needs sleep |
|
| and a sheep |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| to sleep well |
|
| with a pillow |
| under a gun |
|
| under a cheesecake |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| is a sniper |
|
| a cook sniper |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| with tomatoes and |
|
| a cucumber launcher |
"You keep changing the shape of your eyes. How does that even work?" -AbhLeaderKrelian |
| , a potato gun |
|
| brings back excalibur |
 |
| This isn't even a story XD it's just random words jumbled to together lol OT: and uses Excalibur |
| to slay dragons |
|
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